Message from Max

Hi Bizz

I am Max, the Border Collie. You know what a Border Collie is don’t you? If you don’t, then where have you been? Stalking and herding small rocks and wading in crocodile infested waters, such as those shown here in the photograph taken by the one you know as The Mother, are my main skills. In fact you can consider me the ‘crocodile hunter’ of the canine world. None of those namby-pamby possums for Max! No sir-eee! Anyway pal, I thought that you should know that your Parents are on their way back home, sailing south at this very moment.

PS: I go sailing with my parents (ha! ha! I know that you’re scared of water)